I don’t like to share food. I don’t share ice cream.

This concept of a horn is a bit crazy. See now, its primary function is to make a certain sound when the rider wants to communicate with the person riding in front of him. And that’s what usually happens- except when people bash into you from the side. This is an extremely rare case of traffic chaos in the world, abundantly present in India. And when you horn so as to warn the guy on your side, the guy in the front turns back and gives you the ‘look’. We should probably create the concept of ‘side horn’.

They’re trying to make the concept of ‘oil champi’ before hair wash ‘cool’. What with deepika pudukune saying it with pretty eye make-up and all.

Yesterday in class, I was explaining to Janice how she lies on the line in between ‘pretty’ and ‘beautiful’. I explained to her my theory of expression of beauty and charm- I call it the ‘deeper than the shallow skin theory’. ‘Pretty’ comes with a certain degree of ‘airheadness’- Janice is not an air-head. Then again, ‘beautiful’ comes with words like ‘unapproachable’, and ‘museum exhibit’. But Janice is very much accessible and a lot of fun- so that’s how she lies on the line in between ‘pretty’ and ‘beautiful’. Hehe...She almost hit me with the set square~!